VENOMOUS VILLAIN

As some of you might know this about me already, I am a Disney freak.  Yes, of course I love the sparkles and the love songs and the happy-endings but my true passion lies within the villains.  They’re devious, conniving, manipulating, and evil but they all do it with a certain charm and pizzazz.  Their songs are my favorites as they are sung in minor keys with better lyrics, their outfits are way more stylish, they are all so well-groomed, and their makeup and hair is all ridiculously sexy and straight off the runway.

もう RISA の事を知っている人達はご存知でしょうが、わたくし、ディズニー・フリークなのだ。もちろんディズニーのキラキラしていてラブリーな曲とハッピー・エンディングも大好き。だけど本当に心から愛しているのはあの悪モン達。あいつらは腹黒くて曲がりくねった心の悪魔。だけど皆なんか魅力的。映画の中でもあいつらの曲がマイナー・キーでかっこいいし歌詞もイケてる。洋服もめっちゃスタイリッシュだしヘアメイクもパリコレから飛び出てきたみたい。

I mean, take a look at those perfectly arched brows on Maleficent.

だって見てよ、マリファセントのパーフェクトブロウ。

And admit it, you wanted the Evil Queen to actually kill that annoying Snow White with the hideous singing voice.  Plus Evil Queen is much hotter.

実は継母にあのウザい歌声で図々しい白雪姫なんて早く殺しちゃえ、とか思ってたりして。それに継母の方が全然きれいじゃん。

And did you know that Ursula from Little Mermaid (my favorite villain) was inspired by the fabulously famous Divine from John Water’s film, Pink Flamingos?  Ooh, I remember being a kid and loving it when Ursula would squeeze those clam thingies and apply it on her lip as lipstick.  I would rewind that scene over and over and reenact it.

リトル・マーメイドのウルスラ(RISA の一番好きなディズニー・ヴィラン)はあのジョン・ウォーターの名作、Pink Flamingos の超強烈なドラッグ・クイーンの Divine 様がインスピレーションなんだって!うぁー、覚えてるなぁー、 RISA が小さい頃ウルスラが貝をつぶして口紅代わりにして塗ってたシーンを何回も巻き戻して真似したの。

If you look closely, even Captain Hook is wearing black eyeliner on his bottom lashes and Jafar is wearing liquid eyeliner….

で、よーく見るとフックも目の下にブラックアイライナーをちゃっかり引いちゃってるし、ジャファーも今流行りのキャットアイ。

So it does not surprise me to find out that MAC Cosmetics is collaborating with Disney to launch a Disney Villain inspired makeup due to come out this Fall.  …WHAT?!  I know.  I’m freaking out over here.

だからMAC Cosmetics がディズニー・ヴィランとのコラボをすると聞いてびっくりなんかしないぜ。えぇ?!何それ!ヤバすぎないかい?!

PAGING MICKEY MOUSE: MAC Cosmetics is teaming up with Disney to create a limited edition color collection, intended to launch globally in late September in all MAC locations. The products will feature four Disney characters, on which the brand is keeping mum at the moment — although with a collection name of Venomous Villains, it is assumed that we’re not talking Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse here. Lipstick, powder, lip gloss and blush shades will be sold, ranging in price from $12 to $29.50. {WWD}

I don’t care how much it all costs, I must get the whole damn line.  I MUST!!!!!!

いくらしても良いのだ。全部欲しいのだ。全部手に入れるのだ。絶対!!!!!!

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